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Malcolm, News Announcer and others in “Series 2, Episode 1”

(In the Number 10 Newsroom, Malcolm and the team are about to watch the ITN News.)

All right, folks, here we go.

(The top story on the news is about Hugh's disastrous factory visit.)

NANews Announcer

Tonight, dramatic pictures...

(The newsroom office cheers.)

NANews Announcer

...of voter anger over the NHS.

(happily) Anything other than Number One spot is a big win.

NANews Announcer

...spin doctor thought our tape had stopped running.

(Sure enough, Ollie's cell phone pic of Glenn appears on the TV screen...with the sound of Glenn getting mad.)

CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP FOR ONE F$%@#!G MINUTE?

(quite amused) Oh oh oh, he is so fucked! (to Ollie) Hey, good photo.

Yeah. Well, you know, it's a good phone.

What fantastic landscaping...

(More howls of laughter emanate from the newsroom.)

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