(Ollie is preparing for his trip to Number 10 in Hugh's office.)
(looking at Ollie's cell phone) Is this yours? Is this new?
Uh, yeah. I thought I'd get it for Number 10.
It's got a camera on it?
Yeah. Yeah, it's on the back.
(to Glenn) Happy slap him. Go on.
(to Hugh) How do you know about happy slapping? How do you begin to know about...
(But before Ollie could finish the question, Glenn gives Ollie a "Happy Slap" upside the head!)
(to Glenn) Get off!
(to Glenn) Hang on, I missed it. No, will you do it again?
(to Hugh) That's assault.
(Glenn happy slaps Ollie again.)
(to Glenn) Get off, will you?
(to Ollie) No, listen, it's all right, we can doctor the crime figures.
(to Ollie) I really like this!
(to Glenn) I'll punch you in your substantial gut.
(And then, Robyn gives Ollie a happy slap, too!)
(to Robyn) Fucking hell, Robyn! You little fucker!
(Hugh and Glenn are laughing at Ollie's expense. Then, after the laughter dies down, the 2 of them decide to take a selfie of themselves on Ollie's cell phone.)
(to Hugh) We should take one of us, so he's got something to remember us by.
(Glenn takes the pic.)
(to Hugh) Because, you know, at the end of the week, you're gonna be head of the Policy Unit.
Yeah, then you'll both be out.
Giving head to the Policy Unit.
(to Hugh) Hugh, can we, uh, do the prep for the factory visit now?
Yeah.
We're gonna get there at about 12, 12:30, okay?
Forgot the, um...
(Ollie picks up something from Hugh's desk -- and then gives Glenn a happy slap upside his head! Then, Ollie leaves.)
(annoyed) Stupid boy.
That was funny.
That was funny?
Yeah.
I don't think it was funny.
I'm an elected representative of the people.
Yes?
It was funny.
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