I've had a perfect attendance record since Kindergarden.
B'Bailey
Mine's perfect since Preschool.
I skipped Preschool. They didn't think I needed it.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
When I assigned you this art project, I wanted you to make something artistic... not academice.
What's more artistic than a brain you can eat?
DNA you can snuggle with.
[After clearing the hot tub] Excuse me sir, you left your pussy bandage.
GAGuard at exclusive party
[To London] You. [To Zack] You. [To Woody] Not you.
[To guard] Look buddy, he's okay. He's with me.
GGuard
Do you want to go in or not?
Well, see ya! [Leaves]
I'll stay with you, buddy.
[As guard detains him] Go ahead. I'll be okay.
Thanks, buddy. [Follows London]
[To guard] I can't believe he actually went ahead!
I really wanted to get a video of Rafi saying Hi to Maya.
[Holds up video camera] Got it.
You got it? You met Raphael?!
Well, not exactly. I was walking, and I dropped my glass on his foot and he said "Aiiiiiiii!"
Thanks, buddy. Maya's really gonna love this.
[As Bailey and Cody are shooting her with laser guns] Stop! Just stop, and I'll give you an A!
[After playing laser tag] [Suprised] That was fun!
Do you know what I want to do now?
Write a paper about it?
Yes. [Both excited]
My paper'll be better.
Oh no it won't. [They leave together]
[Lying on the ground, exhausted] [Sighs as boy comes up and starts shooting her with laser gun]
[hits Woody]
Ow! What was that for?!
For having a pretty sister. [hits Woody again]
Ow! What was that for?
For not telling me about her. [hits Woody again]
Ow! What was that for?
Nothing. I just like hitting you.
You broke my sister's heart!
Yeah!? Well She broke wind!
Do you know what it's like to not have a single thought in your head?
...Huh?
Look who I'm talking to.
...Who? [looks around]
I got a worm in my pocket.
Why?
...I dunno!
You can't keep me in here!
I can't... but this NAIL GUN CAN!
Uh, uh, uh- oh, you got my bath collection. Did you get the matching loofahs?
uhm. Guys why does this monster have a zipper?
Guys, this isn't a monster, it's Dr. Cork.
I still say we eat him.
CDr. Cork
Please don't eat me! I have an internet date on Friday!
(wearing a Santa outfit) Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Please donate to the needy children.
(wearing a elf suit and gets a teddy bear from a woman) Thank you! Look Bailey, our first donation!
Oh great! (wipes sweat from her forehead)
Wow, you look really hot.
Oh, ummm, thanks cody, but it doesn't sound like that is the way you speak to a friend ,right?
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