Did you just call me stupid?
If the shoe fits.
[Shoes start falling from the sky and hit Bailey and Cody]
What the heck?!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Wee! Wee!
NO! No more wee wee!
Happy anniversary Cody.
How do you normally get off the island Brother Theodore?
BTBrother Theodore
Well, I told you. I have a little dinghy.
*laughing*
TSir Theodore
What?
Don't mind him, he's a little dingy. *Woody shuts up* What's in store for us next, Brother?
TSir Theodore
*looks at the list* Oh, let me see, uh...Oh, here you are. You're on the kiln list.
The kill list?! Please, I'm not ready to die! I promise I'll never make fun of your leaky dinghy again.
TSir Theodore
The kiln list, not the kill list. Though you're about to get on that one, too. [leaves]
He means we have to make pottery.
But I don't have to go!
Make "Pottery". Not "potty"! You guys get, what, like every other word?
Guys what every word? Is it just me, or is he hard to understand?
Okay! That's it! I don't care if I have to sit in the chair of extreme discomfort for a week. I have something to say. Cody, look, I know you're in pain over your break-up with Bailey. Who wouldn't be? [turns to the other monks] Seriously, this girl is smoking.
[groans, offended]
[turns back to Cody] The point is, running away from your troubles is not the answer. You've got your whole life to live. There's a big world out there out there filled with awesome experiences, but you can't have any of them if you're just stuck here on this island with a bunch of weird bald dudes.
BTBrother Theodore
He ain't wrong.
Zack, I appreciate that, but my brothers–
These aren't your brothers. I'm your brother, and I care about you. I'm not leaving this island without you.
[touched] Thanks, Zack.
[Zack and Cody hug]
[Bailey and Miss Tutweiler are crying over breakups] London why are you crying?
Because I'm stuck on a boat with you people!
When you said we were going to put on fancy dresses, I didn't think you meant putting them on cats!
(playing with his wrists) OW! OW! OW!
What are you doing?
Trying to condition myself to stop thinking of Bailey.
[With menu] Here are some extra crayons for your menu. Please don't eat them
[Smiles] You're in love! [Tickles Zack] Zacky loves Maya!
Hey! I do not! Love is a very strong word reserved for special thing.
(While going into Cody's room)Hey five bucks. (Opening his trunck) Oh Cody, Cody, Cody. Like I don't know the combination is mom's birthday.
(as he picks up the phone) Hey Mom! Yeah. Yeah I miss you too. Hey quick question: When's your birthday again? Well then Happy Birthday. BTW Whatever Cody sent you, it's from the two of us. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Can't talk now. Goodbye! (As Zack hangs up his cell phone)
(Zack is using the key to open up the treasure chest and sees a lot of pictures of baily) (eerie music playing)
Wow, this kid's got issues.
Here it is. (As Zack opens the book) Month one: Admire her from afar? Lame! Month two: Admire her from sightly less afar. More lame.
Oh, Maya I made you a honeydew dream because today your dreams will come true.
I'm gonna dance with a giant rabbit while Lady Gaga plays the spoons?
Not that dream.
You know what Maya, I really hate being your friend,
Thanks! That would look really great on a valentines card!
SMSasha Matryoshka
[as she and Marcus play chess] Ha! You have exposed your bishop!
I have? That's so embarrassing.
FFrankie
[walks to everyone in a scuba diver suit] Mr. Moseby, I think I got to the bottom of things.
And?
FFrankie
It seems something clogged an air duct causing an internal rupture which cracked the window.
Was it my corn snips?
Was it my sujihiki?
Was it my powerful bowels?
FFrankie
[to Bailey] No. [to Cody] No. [to Woody] Ew. It was this pocket hanky! Apparently you dropped your hanky into the vent when you got scared by that dolphin and wet your pants. [she leaves]
(Everyone looks at Mr. Moseby.)
[smiles nervously] Oops. [his cellphone rings] Ah! It's Mr. Tipton! He's gonna wanna know who to throw off the ship. I don't want to leave!
We can't let Mr. Tipton fire Mr. Moseby.
Oh give me the phone! [takes the phone and talks to her dad] Daddy, I flooded the Aqua Lounge. It was all my fault. Yep, it's Switzerland all over again. Mhmm. Mhmm. Yay! Bye daddy! [hangs up]
Well, did he kick you off?
Nah. He just cut my allowance to 50,000 a week.
Looks like no one is leaving the ship after all.
[looks at his cellphone] I'm leaving the ship!
EEverybody
What?!
But it's Moseby's fault.
I know, but I just got an email from those producers about my hip hopera, they said it was the most ridiculous thing they have ever seen!
Then why are you so happy?
They said it's going to be the next big comedy. They're moving my whole family to New York; I'm going to star in a Broadway show! I'm going to be the lead tooth.
Comedy? I thought you said it was a serious love story about overcoming adversity.
Look, it's a stupid song about a girl with bad teeth.
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