(to Cody) Did you hear that? Maddie wants me to dance with her at the prom. I better practice my kissing.
Don't look at me.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I don't like this tangerine!
No, that is a Tam-bo-rine! A tangerine is what the audience is gonna throw at you!
Will you guys stop fighting?
We are not fighting, we are having a creative discussion.
We are too fighting.
Creative discussion!
Fight!
Discussion!
I can't believe you guys are having a fight about if you're having a fight!
And we're also 12 and cute!
Well I'm 15 and hot!
Everyone knows nothing rhymes with orange.
Oh yeah? What about "snorange"?
Thank you, Dr. Seuss.
You got pudding in my whistle!
And you got whistle in my pudding!
Zachary!
Codery!
I can't understand the words. What I wrote is, "I missed the bus as it came around."
Who cares? It's just a silly song.
Silly song? John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is a silly song! "School's Out" is an expose of the trials and tribulations andemoned to the public school experience!
[Turns to Max] Do you know what he just said?
Yeah, he never gets girls.
What do we do? We're next, and Zack and Cody still aren't here.
We'll do what all great rock stars do.
Trash a hotel room?
Well, at least that's two things we agree on.
Wanna agree on something else? If we don't get out of here, we won't have any chances of winning!
I agree.
Yeah I agree.
Ok, stop agreeing, you're annoying me now.
Did I ever tell you about when I was in my first band?
Yes.
And how we couldn't work together and eventually broke up?
Yes. And then your boyfriend stole your car and ran off with your best friend...
Yeah, yeah, okay. And what did we learn from that story?
You need to pick better men?
You guys have never been apart, not ever.
Except for the first ten minutes when Cody wasn't born. Those were the days.
I know he's having a miserable time. We have twin telepathy. It's like my brain is receiving phone calls from him.
Well, I think you have a bad connection. Hang up.
Uh, uh. I can sense these things. Remember when Cody broke his leg and I sensed it?
That's because you fell on him and broke it.
I helped you take your first steps across this very lobby!
In designer booties!
I helped you roller skate and learn to ride a bike...
You're in our family album more than my father or any of his ex-wives!
I'm worried about him. He's up there in the wilderness. Right now, he could be hanging from a cliff over a waterfall with a pack of wolves and a bear snapping at him.
It's math camp. The worst that could happen is that he sit on his compass.
But, mom, I'm...
Honey, I'm tellin' ya. We're probably in more danger here than he is there. [a car starting is then heard]
[to London, outside] FORWARD, NOT REVERSE! [he and London then crash into the room]
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