Oh, what? Not even a hello?
TTracee
Fuck you, asshole.
Oh that's nice. Very nice. That's how you talk to a man in front of his friends?
TTracee
Yeah, right...what man!?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I have come to reclaim Rome for my people.
They're gonna find this piece o' shit in a trunk someday.
Skipper! Where's Tony?
Gettin' his weasel greased.
Oh, your kid brother's here.
I have to start taking care of your for the baby. If it's a boy, we'll name him Ralph after me. If it's a girl, we'll name her Tracee after you, this way she can grow up to be a cock-sucking slob just like her mother.
I'm not fuckin' kiddin' Tony. He's a sick fuck. He was sniffin' her fuckin' panties.
What?
You heard me.
You know, there are worse things that can happen to a person than cancer.
Anthony is a cunt hair away from owning all of Northern Jersey. And I am that cunt hair.
Well...you know, you're gettin' better. That's the important thing. You look better too.
If you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad waitin' in the car who wants to tongue my balls.
Hey you want that, it's a phone call away.
No need. You say sign, I sign. You tell me to take a crap on the deck o' the Queen Mary, an hour later, they're hosin' it down with disinfectant.
What's wrong with you? The skips here.
I'm on a roll here...
You'll be on a slab you keep it up.
So what's this shit I hear about Tony havin' a fight with Ralph Cifaretto...somethin' about thanksgivin'?
JAJackie Aprile, Jr.
I was there.
What? Tony's? Wow....thanksgivin'?
JAJackie Aprile, Jr.
After dinner. Take Meadow out.
Did you fuck her yet?
JAJackie Aprile, Jr.
Her body is mad ripe.
Yeah, but did you fuck her yet?
JAJackie Aprile, Jr.
She's creamin' fer me man.
Ha ha...you didn't fuck her yet!
JAJackie Aprile, Jr.
I don't know if it's even a smart thing...she's Tony Soprano's daughter.
Mary DeAngelis: (bell rings) Oh my God!!! Who could that be!!!
It's the Boston Strangler...Jesus, Ma.
At the very least, Tony owes you an apology.
The money I put in his pocket from construction alone, he should hit his knees, this prick. What? You think I'm afraid of that fat fuck? No offense. (to Vito Spatafore) I could see if it was his daughter or a niece of his, but all this over some dead whore. (whore pronounced hooah)
I'm tellin' ya John, he's not leavin' me a lot of options here.
Don't talk crazy. You wanna commit suicide, pills are a lot easier.
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