Miranda, Sally and others in “Only Temporary”

Is… this the smoking room?

No, love. We're all just wild free-thinkers who won't respect authority.

I'm not.

So the smoking room is–

Here. This is the smoking room.

Oh, gotcha.

[Grinning lecherously] Take a pew. Come and join us.

Ta.

Tell us all about yourself.

I better go and find Clint. [holds up pictorial evidence of Miranda photocopying her own head] Get him to fix the photocopier.

[childishly] Oops. [Barry chuckles awkwardly] Cor, it's a bit grim in here, isn't it?

Yes–

No!

It used to be quite oppressive, but they painted it not so long back.

What an icky colour to chose, this murky yellow.

It's beige!

With a hint of a tint. They did tell us what shade it was. Oh, what was it, Barry?

[Staring at Miranda's legs] Cream explosion.

Oh, this frigging machine! Press for coffee and it's given me… mushroom soup… oh, but they got the sugar right!

Robin?

Miranda?

Robin!

Miranda!

Robs!

Rands! [They kiss]

Do you two know each other?

Long time, no see.

Yeah! So, where you working these days?

Well… here.

Oh… yeah… You look so different.

[To Annie] Come on, missus. We don't need a trip down memory lane with these two. [They get up to leave]

So, how do you two know each other?

We were at school together.

She was my girlfriend. [Sally and Annie immediately turn around to sit back down again]