Gimme an H!
H.
Gimme an O!
O.
Gimme an L!
L.
Gimme another L!
L!
No, Annie. There's only one L in it.
What?
Holiday.
Oh! You might have let me finish spelling it.
But you weren't spelling it, you were spelling some made up word with too many L's in.
You haven't had her struggling to spell Faliraki all morning.
Actually Sally, it was thought for a while I might be dyslexic.
Who thought that?
I did. Anyway, I know how to spell P.I.S.E.D, and that's what I'm gonna be! [spots box of cigarettes Lilian brought back from Greece] Ooh! Foreign ciggies?
Yeah.
Can I try one? [Robin passes her one]
[Looking through Lilian's holiday snaps] This looks quite the tacky affair. No wonder poor Tess had her jaw dislocated. That's why Keith insists we holiday in this country… don't get all the rowdiness.
No, or any of the fun.
Keith always says—and I've come to agree with him—that anything you can find abroad is right here on our doorstep.
Oh, yeah. Cause there's a pyramid out the end of my road, and the Leaning Tower of Pisa's by the roundabout.
Pyramids are nothing compared to Chatsworth House.
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