It's not my fault, Grampa told me to kiss her!
[scoffs] Why didn't you just tell him to club her on her head and drag her into a cave?
You mean second base? Whoa, he's a little young for that.
Well, if I talk to Nikki, I'm sure I can--
No! If you go near her one more time, we'll be sued into the poorhouse and have to eat garbage forever!
That's no problem, Mom can make garbage taste great.
[genuinely touched, hugging him] Thank you!
Well, I mean it.
And it means the world to me.
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