Ow!
[giggles]
Pardon my birdie, I misjudged the privellian winds.
YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF LISA!!
[Milhouse inflicts Wet Willie on Martin and another kid]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Milhouse, what's gotten into you?
Over the years a lotta people have hurted me! Good thing I kept this list. [Shows Lisa a list of people have wronged him and then chuckles evilly]
No, no, you already got your revenge!
You wouldn't give me Chinese Cuts in the lunch line! [Inflicts Wendell a Wedgie] You laughed when I threw up in the Glass blowing tour! [Inflicts Lewis a Wedgie] Girls like you better! [Inflicts Richard a Stop Hitting Yourself] Your parents are married! [Inflicts the rest of the kids a Stop Hitting Yourself, Wedgie and Wet Willie]
Ay, caramba! [Back at the present] That's the only line I get in your stupid story?
There are no small parts, just small actors.
[Back at the story, Milhouse keeps inflicting punishments on his enemies]
This is my first day at this school! I haven't done anything to you!
You will! This is prevenge! [Inflicts Freshman Facial on the kid an falls on his face in a mud puddle, then Groundskeeper Willie walks by and sees the kid and Milhouse]
Well, look, it's Milhouse! What's the power glove for? Opening the cap on his weirdo pills? [Milhouse inflicts Ultimate Noogie on Willie which severes his head off, though he's still alive]
[walks by] Willie, clean up this mess!
Alright! [Starts licking his blood]
Milhouse, don't you see? You're addicted to revenge!
You'll learn to love it when you're my queen!
I see. [Chuckles nervously] While it would be an honor to be your queen...
Go on.
I feel it would be best if we just stay as friends.
NOBODY SPARES MY FEELINGS!! [Gets ready to shoot Lisa but starts to decide not to]
I can't do it, I can't hurt you Lisa! [Throws the glove away but then Nelson picks it up]
Ha Ha! You forgot about me 'Cuz I had the mumps! [Inflicts all the glove's options at Milhouse]
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