Nelson, Bart and others in “She of Little Faith”

Hey Simpson, I hear your sister dumped Christianity.

Bart

Who cares?

Dolph

I'll tell you someone who cares. He's got long hair, works as a carpenter, has a lot of crazy ideas about love and brotherhood.

His name's Gunner and he's dating my mom. Sometimes, he buys us beer.

Bart

I thought Kearney was dating your mom.

Kearney

Hey, she came on to me.

Get him! (The bullies -- and Bart -- pummel Kearney)