So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! (it turns out that he is talking to Bart) So butter your bacon!
Yes, Father.
(walking in) Mom, Dad, my spirital quest is over!
Hold that thought... (to Bart) Bacon up that sausage, boy!
But, Dad, my heart hurts! (Homer glares at him, Bart reluctantly wraps a slice of bacon around his sausage and eats it)
I'm a Buddhist!
What? That's it, no more chat rooms for you!
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