“Hmm. Good lines, nice balance. Let's see how...” – Snake Jailbird, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

Hmm. Good lines, nice balance. Let's see how she handles. Ho-ho, oh, yeah. Tame it, baby. Yo, ring her up, dude.

[gasps] You cannot smoke in here. Please, the sign is clearly posted, sir.

[coughing] Oh, god. You smokers disgust me. Hey, 'pu, you got a breakfast cereal for people with syphilis?

[to Snake] Hands up, scuzzbag! [Moe raises his hands] [to Moe] No, not you. The smoking scuzzbag.

[raises his hands, and flicks away cigarette] Oh, chill out, dude. I'll pay the fine.

Not this time, you won't. This is your third strike. First, you torched that orphanage, then you blew up that bus full of nuns.

Hey, that was self-defense!

Well, you'll be seeing lots of nuns where you're going, pal... Hell! Because the penalty for strike three is death.

You'll never make it stuck, dude.

Will, too, 'cause this place is full of witnesses. Apu, that scuzzbag Moe...

I'm not going to forget this, dudes. I'm going to totally kill both of you.

And, uh, don't forget Bart Simpson. He's a witness, too. Right, Barty?

You are so dead, little dude.

Thanks a lot, Chief.

[laughs] You kids crack me up.

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