Ed McMahon, Snake Jailbird and others in “Treehouse of Horror IX”

Hi, I'm Ed McMahon. Tonight on Fox, from the producers of "When Shorts Fall Off" and "Secrets of National Security Revealed", it's "World's Deadliest Executions."

Thank you, chickie pies.

Homer

The chair? How come they only do crucifixions during sweeps?

Snake played lacrosse at Ball State University.

Chief Wiggum

So long, Snake. You'll never harm another person with secondhand smoke. [ Chief Wiggum pulls the switch. Snake is jolted with electricity. Smoke from his body fills the execution chamber, causing everyone to have a coughing fit]

[groaning, weakly] Dude... [dies]

Hey-oh!

Chief Wiggum

All right. Now, let's get this carcass over the hospital and crave it up for organs.

Barney

Dibs on the liver!

Homer

Whoo-hoo! Marge, they found a donor. I'm saved.