Hey Bart, what's your favorite thing about teachers conference day?
Hmm, well, I guess that we don't have to go to school.
Wow, mine too!
The world is completely different on a weekday morning. Banks are open, old people are walking the streets with impunity. And look, Barney's not even drunk yet.
Morning, boys, can't stop to chat, time is money.
Morning, Barney.
You know what makes it even sweeter? While we're out having fun and walking around like crazy, those teachers are cooped up in school like morons.
[Camera cuts to the teachers]
Hmm, here we go again.
[All the teachers are on a rollercoaster, having fun]
Skinner!
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