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The Simpsons · Season 4

Marge, Lisa and others in “Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie”

Now, be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.

What are we gonna have?

Well that depends on what your teachers say. If both of you have been good, pizza. If you've been bad, um...let's see, poison.

What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?

Poison pizza.

Oh no, I'm not making two stops.

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