Gee, maybe they mean it this time. From now on, I guess I'd better straighten up and fly--
[opens Bart's bedroom door as he carrying a pizza box] Bart. Don't tell your mother, but I brought you some pizza. Just promise me you'll try to be good.
I promise.
That-a-boy. [leaves and closes Bart's bedroom door]
[eating his pizza, chuckling] Sucker.
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