[sings Jingle Bells while hammering on a mustard packets into the carpet]
[angrily catches Bart] Bart! Why are you doing that?
I don't know.
Well, this time you must be punished!
Well, you could punish me, but--
No tricks, boy. I said I'm gonna punish you. And come hell or high water, I-- [he hears a ice cream truck] Wait a minute! [gasps] Ice cream truck! [runs out of the house and shoves children out of his way to get a ice cream] Me! Me! I was here first!
[Scene changes where Homer and Bart are sitting on a curb eating a ice cream outside of their house]
Mmm. Now, what were we talking about, boy?
Uh, we were talking about the time you beat jury duty.
Oh, yeah. The trick is... to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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