Aw, come on, Bart, not again!
[dialing the phone] Aw, where's your sense of humor?
MMoe
Moe's Tavern.
Hello, is Al there?
MMoe
Al?
Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic.
MMoe
Lemme check. [calls] Phone call for Al! Al Coholic! Is there an Al Coholic here?! [bar denizens laugh] Wait a minute... [to the phone] Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'll kill you! [hangs up]
[Bart and Lisa laugh]
[depressed] I hope you do find that punk someday, Moe. Fill 'er up.
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