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The Simpsons · Season 1

Lisa, Bart and others in “Some Enchanted Evening”

Aw, come on, Bart, not again!

[dialing the phone] Aw, where's your sense of humor?

Moe's Tavern.

Hello, is Al there?

Al?

Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic.

Lemme check. [calls] Phone call for Al! Al Coholic! Is there an Al Coholic here?! [bar denizens laugh] Wait a minute... [to the phone] Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'll kill you! [hangs up]

[Bart and Lisa laugh]

[depressed] I hope you do find that punk someday, Moe. Fill 'er up.

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