[Marge dials the babysitting service. At the Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service, there are three older women, including Ms. Botz]
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service.
This is Marge Simpson. I'd like a babysitter for the evening.
Wait a minute. The Simpsons? [looks over at a bulletin board with Bart, Lisa and Maggie's faces on it, warning their employees not to babysit them due to their countless misbehavior] Lady, you've got to be kidding! [slams the phone, continues writing, phone rings seconds later] Rubber Baby Buggie Bumper Babysitting Service.
Hello, this is Mr. S...Sampson.
[sensing something fishy] Did your wife just call a second ago?
No, I said Sampson, not Simpson.
[visibly relieved] Thank God! Those Simpsons, what a bunch of savages! Especially that big ape father!
[angrily] D'oh! [trying to keep calm] Actually, the Simpsons are neighbors of ours and we found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.
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