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The Simpsons · Season 1

Moe and Marge in “Some Enchanted Evening”

[Marge picks up the phone]

MMoe

[on the phone] Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!

Marge

[hangs up] Goodness, must be a crossed wire.

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