“To Courier with Love” · Season 27
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Marge Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1)
Homer, you have to do more!
Ook?!
I'm getting tired of your "Ooks". I can't do this alone. Where's your chore list?
Oh, I'm taking care of that! It's laminated. And to make sure I do it... [shows Marge a doodle of her on the back of the chore list] Hmm?
[Marge groans]
[Homer, Bart, Lisa and Maggie find an old car on the garage]
I've never seen this. It must've been left by some previous owner.
Holy moly, a valuable antique car!! This is the find of a lifetime! Oh, it's a stick.
[Homer enters the car and starts the engine]
Dad, shouldn't we see who owns the car?
Now, sweetie, according to the ancient law of Trover, abandoned property passes to the subsequent landowner.
Man, ever since you watched Medieval Tomb Robbers on the History Channel, everything with you is Trover, Trover, Trover!
Boy, either show me a writ of replevin or pipe down!
Well, if it isn't my favorite gal in my favorite room!
I'm glad you had a good day.
You don't sound glad.
I'm not glad.
But you said you were glad!
You need to read between the lines.
Why? There's just white space there.
[crying] I'm sorry, Homie. Your life is full of fun surprises. My life sucks!
[sobs and grabs a box of tissues]
[thinking] Uh-oh. Tissues. [Marge lays down on the bed] W... would it help if I rubbed your back? Huh? Eh? Uh...
Your hands smell like steering wheel.
Poor Marge. What do I do? Help me, universe! [the doorbell rings and Homer opens the door] Jay Leno?!
Hiya! I was just passing in my 1973 Citroen DS Pallas when I saw that classic Morgan with the original wood dash interior. Man, I... I'd like to buy it!
You'll have to pay cash with no questions asked.
How much you want?
I said no questions!
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