Well, if it isn't my favorite gal in my favorite room!
I'm glad you had a good day.
You don't sound glad.
I'm not glad.
But you said you were glad!
You need to read between the lines.
Why? There's just white space there.
[crying] I'm sorry, Homie. Your life is full of fun surprises. My life sucks!
[sobs and grabs a box of tissues]
[thinking] Uh-oh. Tissues. [Marge lays down on the bed] W... would it help if I rubbed your back? Huh? Eh? Uh...
Your hands smell like steering wheel.
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