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The Simpsons · Season 27

Rev. Lovejoy, Homer and others in “Fland Canyon”

Bless you all for sacrificing your Saturday afternoon to help us clean up skid row.

When God came for Sunday I said nothing. Now he comes for Saturday.

Homer Simpson, it's one thing to moan and groan on the bus, but in front of these unfortunates, well... [scoffs] that just curls my 'stache! [his mustache curls a bit]

Hey, Flanders, why don't you take some advice from your Bible and zip it?

Oh, where does the Bible say "zip it"!?

It's the first thing the burning bush said to Moses! [a homeless man approaches Homer]

HMHomeless Man

Thank you for teaching us Scripture. [hugs Homer while he shows his tongue to Ned] Thank you.

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