Bless you all for sacrificing your Saturday afternoon to help us clean up skid row.
When God came for Sunday I said nothing. Now he comes for Saturday.
Homer Simpson, it's one thing to moan and groan on the bus, but in front of these unfortunates, well... [scoffs] that just curls my 'stache! [his mustache curls a bit]
Hey, Flanders, why don't you take some advice from your Bible and zip it?
Oh, where does the Bible say "zip it"!?
It's the first thing the burning bush said to Moses! [a homeless man approaches Homer]
Thank you for teaching us Scripture. [hugs Homer while he shows his tongue to Ned] Thank you.
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