I insist you never wear shoes or a proper necktie again. Just house slippers and the most humiliating tie there is - bolo.
“To Cur with Love” · Season 24
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Grampa Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Montgomery Burns (1)
HHerman
God closes a door, he opens a gunshot.
Well, that's just how dogs are. The most disloyal, unfaithful creatures God ever made.
Unfortunately, like all true stories, this one has a crappy ending.
You have a story with an ending.
He's alive!
And he didn't pee on the floor.
For me, that's a perfect day.
I love that dog...but that is one long, stupid name.
That's right, your lord sticks his hand in his pants. And yes, it is the same hand I tapped you with.
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