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The Simpsons · Season 22

Milhouse and Lisa in “Homer Scissorhands”

You don't want me to be with you, you don't want me to be with someone else. How miserable do I have to be before you're happy?

Milhouse, I...I...oh. [Lisa kisses Milhouse]

Lisa, does this mean you like me?

Yes. No! I don't know! It means that life is full of unexpected things and you should never give up. And you're cute in the moonlight. [Milhouse faints and falls off the cliff. A bald eagle flies up with Milhouse on its back]

Everything's coming up Milhouse [Lisa smiles]

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