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The Simpsons · Season 22

Lisa and Bart in “Homer Scissorhands”

Why would a popular fifth grader like Taffy be interested in a Milhouse like Milhouse?

I dunno. It's one of those mysteries, like how do my clothes get clean, and put back in my drawers?

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