“Oh, I'll wax the upstairs and I'll wax...” – Willie, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

[singing to the tune of Loch Lomond while waxing the floor] Oh, I'll wax the upstairs and I'll wax the downstairs and I'll get drunk in the library!

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Willie in “Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life”

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