This is so hard because I always thought Mom was the strong one.
She is. Look.
[Homer is crying as he is about to hang himself on a tree.]
Goodbye.
[He hangs himself, only for the tree to crash on his car.]
[getting up] D'oh!
“No Loan Again, Naturally” · Season 20
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1)
How about a family outing?
Family outing? I'll start. Lisa's gay!
Hooray for stupid Flanders!
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