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The Simpsons · Season 20

Bart and Ex-IRA Member in “Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes”

Bart

[watching the St. Patrick's Day celebrations] Urgh, where's the IRA when you need them?

EIEx-IRA Member

We renounced the ways of the gun and the bomb. [A double decker bus bearing a Union Jack drives past] Oh, in the old days, we'd have been all over that.

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