[The family is freezing by the fireplace.]
We wouldn't be in this trouble if you'd just paid the heating bill!
I thought global warming would take care of it! Al Gore can't do anything right!
“That 90's Show” · Season 19
In this episode: Homer Simpson (11), Marge Simpson (6), Bart Simpson (3), Lisa Simpson (2), Comic Book Guy (1)
Mom, I didn't know you went to college.
Yeah. You've always said that after high school, Dad "blessed" you with the unplanned miracle of me.
Hey, parents are allowed to keep some secrets.
Like which kid's their favorite. [whispering] It's Lisa.
Things happened between your mother and me that we're not proud of. It was the middle of a wild decade known as the 1990s.
The 90s? Never heard of it.
You know, these Ikea foam futons do velcro together...
I'm sorry, I don't want to do that yet. I want to wait until I'm married, or at least really drunk.
I understand. We should follow the lead of today's celebrity rolemodels. [points out of the window at a sign saying "Sonic the Hedgehog says: Wait until marriage"]
You applied to college? Why didn't you tell me?
I did tell you.
I thought you were telling me you wanted to apply yourself to making a collage! And as I recall, I was against it.
And that is why The Lord of the Rings can never be filmed!
Did you know that every U.S. President has been a straight white man?
Even Walt Disney?
[The show comes back from a commercial break]
Mom, why did you stop talking for two and a half minutes?
It seemed like twenty.
[sharing his and Marge's items into separate boxes] Okay, I'll keep the LPs, and you take the CDs, I'll take the typewriter, you take the computer, I'll take the Enron stock, you take the Microsoft stock, and...
[sighs] Seeing Marge always reminds me of Marge.
[narrating] I had finally realized every rock star's dream: Hating being famous.
He who is tired of Weird Al, is tired of life.
[Homer and Marge are wondering about what is going to happen after the 90s]
At least we know there'll never be a President worse than Bill Clinton. Imagine, lying in a deposition in a civil lawsuit. That's the worst sin a President can commit!
There will never be a worse President. Never.
Never.
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