You know, these Ikea foam futons do velcro together...
I'm sorry, I don't want to do that yet. I want to wait until I'm married, or at least really drunk.
I understand. We should follow the lead of today's celebrity rolemodels. [points out of the window at a sign saying "Sonic the Hedgehog says: Wait until marriage"]
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