We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!
“Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play” · Season 17
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Sideshow Mel (1)
Isn't it weird that our parents are giving marital advice? They're always fighting. If you listen closely, you can hear them arguing right now. [she and Bart then listen closely]
[in distance] And I say, a monkey can mow our lawn!
Watching Tabitha Vixx pole-dancing on stage during a concert
[dreamily] Wow. I've got this sudden urge to give her a five-dollar bill...
That's it, we're leaving!
AAnnouncer
And he sends one into the slug-o-sphere. It's going...going...
[the ball flies into the Duff blimp, which then starts deflating]
[Homer jumps from the blimp, then lands next to Sideshow Mel]
My sister's friend!
[Homer runs from the blimp just as it runs out of helium]
BBuck
Tabitha! Tabitha! Oh, this is the worst blimp crash ever.
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