Todd, Ned and others in “The Monkey Suit”

Todd

Daddy, was mommy a monkey? I can't remember.

Ned

[yelling] No one was ever a monkey! Everything is what it was and always will be! God put us here and that's that!

Todd

But you said a stork brought me.

Ned

Uh, that was God disguised as a stork.

Rod

Who brings baby storks?

Ned

There's no such thing as storks, it's all God!

Todd

[praying in front of a statue of a stork] Please bless daddy and mommy...

Ned

Stop praying to that stork!