TV QuotesDatabase
S15 E16

The Simpsons · Season 15, Episode 16

Warden and Homer in “The Wandering Juvie”

WWarden

So, why do you want to be a guard here?

Homer

I believe the children are the future... Unless we stop them now!

WWarden

Welcome aboard. [Holds a nightstick] This ends for beating. This ends for holding.

Homer

When does training start?

WWarden

It just finished.

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →
Marge“My baby boy is in jail. I'm the...” Store Manager“Sir, some people want to use that dressing...” Gina“OK! Here's my rules. The inclusion is to...” Quimby“Remember, if anyone asks, you're my niece from...”

More The Simpsons quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Simpsons pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.