Man, even I think movie popcorn has gotten too big. [Bart tries to take Homer's popcorn, but Homer slaps Bart in his hand]
Ow!
Get your own, mooch!
“Co-Dependent's Day” · Season 15, Episode 15
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Kent Brockman (1)
[Homer is on the phone with the rehab clinic]
I can't talk to my wife for 28 days? Sir, she is not an alcoholic. You can't put me on hold, I'll put you on hold. [singing] I am a lineman for the county. [speaking] Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold. [singing] And I drive the main road. [speaking] There are...eight... calls ahead of you. [singing] And the Wichita lineman is still on the li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-line.
[to himself as he smokes a cigarette] Oh god, I love to smoke. [realizing the camera is on] We're live at the latest opening of the epic space saga "Cosmic Wars". And, the nerds emerge from their basements wearing strange costumes to shield their pasty skin from the moonlight.
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