[The Simpsons watch Homer's personalized movie for Lisa: "The Adventures of Lisa Simpson, Girl Cowboy". In it, we see Lisa's face, with tongue sticking out, crudely pasted onto a cowgirl's body. The animation is really choppy.]
Howdy, pardners! My name is Sheriff...
Lisa Simpson!
I sure am hungry for my favorite food...
McNuggets!
I don't like McNuggets! I'm a vegetarian!
Still? Well, then you're not gonna like your other present.
[Pans to a turkey in wrapping paper on the floor]
[In the film a male cowboy rides up]
Why, it's my best friend...
Maggie!
Huh?
[A bartender enters]
Bad news, Sheriff...
Lisa Simpson!
Some Indians took all the...
McNuggets! Mmmm... McNuggets... [drools]
I'll get those no-good Indians, just as sure as my favorite book is...
Magazines! [snores]
Wake up, Dad!
Huh? Wha?
[The screen goes to static before an angry Lisa turns off the TV]