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The Simpsons · Season 13

Lisa and Homer in “Treehouse of Horror XII”

Homer (smashes a cylindrical machine in the basement with an ax): Die, you monster!

Dad, that's the water softener.

Well, I am missing the back of my head. I think you can cut me some slack!

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