We got the popcorn. Did you get Waiting to Exhale?
Well, they put us on a 'Waiting to Exhale' waiting list, but they said don't hold your breath.
“All Singing, All Dancing” · Season 9
In this episode: Snake Jailbird (3), Homer Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1)
Singing is the lowest form of communication.
Homer, you sing all the time.
No I don't, I hate to rhyme.
[singing]
You like musicals, don't you Dad?
No, I don't, I think they're bad
They're fake and phony and totally wrong
Wake up Dad, you're singing a song
I wouldn't, I couldn't, I hate that stuff
Now Homer, listen, I've had enough
In our family videos we have plainly seen
You're a singing, dancing, entertainment machine
[rhyming] A singing family, it's worse than I feared
For hostage purposes, you're just too weird
Bye.
[telling] Say your prayers, and then it's ka-blammo!
[Snake fires, but hears nothing but a click]
[telling] I'll be back, when I get some ammo! Bye!
[shoots someone heard offscreen during the end credits] Yo! I told you to stop the music, dudes. I'm serious. [cricket sounds can be heard and some music are heard too] Oh oh OH you're so not listening! [shoots offscreen again, more cricket sounds, and even more offscreen music] Okay, I heard that. I hear that, dudes! [shoots offscreen and shoots music during the Gracie Films logo] You too, Gracie music dude! Gah! [20th Century Fox Television logo with 1997 music is back to normal]
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