Mmm, yes, I remember Satan's Little Helper...littering the rectory with his dirt, biting me in the apse.
[yells angrily] He unholied the holy water!
That's him, all right. I'll be happy to take him off your hands.
Oh, I'm afraid that's impossible, Bart. He's no longer among us.
[gasps in terror] You didn't crucify him?
[hearty laugh] No, he's safely with one of our parishioners. I'll give you his address if you like.
And then buy something or get out! [Rev. Lovejoy gives her an angry look.] Angel.
I'm going to get the dog back!
The bad dog or the good dog?
Excuse me, did you repossess this dog from a guy named Santos L. Harper?
RMRepo Man
Yeah, I remember this mutt. We sold him to some guy wearing a dress.
[At Patty and Selma's front door]
No Bart, I did not buy your dog. Now, I gotta go keep an eye on Selma. She thinks she swallowed a band aid.
[Inside Groundskeeper Willy's shack]
WWilly
Yea I had your dog and I ate him. [takes a bite of chicken]
WWilly
Aye, I 'ate his little face. I 'ate his guts and I 'ate the way 'e's always barking! So I gave 'im to the church.
Oh, I see! You hate him, so you gave him to the church.
WWilly
Aye, I also 'ate that mess he left on me rug.
[Bart gives a puzzled look]
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