Excuse me, did you repossess this dog from a guy named Santos L. Harper?
Yeah, I remember this mutt. We sold him to some guy wearing a dress.
[At Patty and Selma's front door]
No Bart, I did not buy your dog. Now, I gotta go keep an eye on Selma. She thinks she swallowed a band aid.
[Inside Groundskeeper Willy's shack]
Yea I had your dog and I ate him. [takes a bite of chicken]
[Gasps in horror]
Aye, I 'ate his little face. I 'ate his guts and I 'ate the way 'e's always barking! So I gave 'im to the church.
Oh, I see! You hate him, so you gave him to the church.
Aye, I also 'ate that mess he left on me rug.
[Bart gives a puzzled look]
Ye heard me!
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