[After Homer explains that he and Lisa can't climb up Mt. Springfield]
What about Daddy-Daughter Day?
Don't worry, the new football season is only seven months away.
[betrayed] So that's it. You just wanted me to help you gamble. You never wanted to be with me at all!! [starts crying and goes to room]
[to Homer] You're a very selfish man.
[plays with a button that presses "Go to hell" three times] Once again, great present, Dad!
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