“Itchy & Scratchy & Marge” · Season 2
In this episode: Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Krusty the Clown (1), Kent Brockman (1)
[sees Itchy and Scratchy on TV and Maggie is imitating Itchy's moves using a pencil] So television is responsible. [turns off the TV]
Hey, we were watching that!
Mom, what are you doing?!
Well, you won't be watching these cartoons anymore. Ever!
But Mom! If you take away our cartoons, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots.
Really? What kind of robots?
Hi, kids! [Laughs] Guess what, Sideshow Mel? [Mel slides his whistle] It's time for Itchy and Scratchy!
Booooooo!
Hey, hey! Settle down boys and girls, or Krusty will have to bring out his old friend, Corporal Punishment again.
Dr. Marvin Monroe in Vienna, would you care to comment in all of this?
Uh...well, Kent...to me, the hijinks of a few cartoon characters absolutely pale in comparison with the crippling emotional problems a psychiatrist runs into every day. I'm-I'm referring it to women who love too much, fear of winning, sexaholism, stuff like that.
So you have no professional objection to Itchy & Scratchy?
No, not at all. In fact...one of my guilty little pleasures is to snuggle up with a big bucket of butter popcorn, dim the lights, turn on Itchy & Scratchy and...laugh myself silly. And the hell is wrong with that?
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