I can't have other colleagues as friends?
Marshall has quite a reputation as a man's man, if you know what I mean.
He's...he's gay?
While you were reading faces, he was reading your package...have fun, though.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[After trashing a home looking for evidence, and finding nothing, Strike Team members look at a bed]
No, it can't be that easy.
He's an ex-con from Mexico, it damn well could be.
[Vic tosses the bed and cuts mattress open]
LLem
Jackpot.
Shane I wouldn't expect any clemency with the Terminator as Governor.
LLem
I must've ate something this morning. Third time I gotta shit today.
Be sure to inform us of number four.
You tell Leon he's in the clear?
Yeah, freak tried to hug me.
But you insisted on the blowjob.
He threw a bottle at the car, cracked the windshield...
Then he asked if he could smell my sweet spot.
Even Shane stopped using that line...
BBecca
I’ve seen these things go down. Everyone eventually needs to look out for themselves.
You don’t understand. We’re not the typical lowlifes that you represent. We’re a family. We’re surviving this together, or we go down together.
Some IAD guy’s been coming to the kids’ school. Trying to get me to say things about him.
IAD’s into Vic? I wonder what they’ve got on him. I mean, probably take your pick.
You be gentle. His sister just died.
I'm oozing gentle.
Hey, be careful with that! It's a sophisticated piece of machinery!
DMDelivery Man
It's a vending machine. You put money in, shit comes out.
It's a gourmet quick mealer, asshole!
PPopovich
Who says there is never police around when we need them, hmm?
[Everyone starts laughing]
Who says that?
[listening via planted bug] Yeah, who says?
There's someone I want you to meet.
Who? [Turns around and sees Becca talking on her phone] She's that lawyer chick right?
Yeah.
You hitting that?
No, I hired that.
Better check your color, honky.
CCasper
Man, I get more black ass than a bus bench in Compton.
Payback's a bitch.
Yeah, and karma's a whore.
I’m Chairman of the Police Committee. This is a fight you don’t want.
I didn’t want any of it. But I’m here… and I’m staying.
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