Vic Mackey quotes from The Shield

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[to Halpern] White smoke comin' out of Antwon's cell, man. Means he's anointing [someone] as his new pope of dope.

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[about Juan] Someone in county went Mr. Universe on his skull.

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[to suspect] Nice job Windtalker. If the Germans had you in World War II we could've stopped that thing before it started.

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I’ll walk out the front door on my own before I’ll let someone push me out the back!

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[to Kavanaugh] Why don't you tickle your balls on your own time?

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[to Dutch] Well, seein’ as you and Claudette’s wonder twin powers aren’t fully activated yet, I’ll do you a favor. Pick up the slack on this one.

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[to Kavanaugh] Let me remind you of a few things you seem to have forgotten. I didn't kill Terry. You've lost your leverage with Lem. And your ex-wife's pussy...tastes like sweet butter.

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[final line of the season] We're gonna find out who did this...and we're gonna kill 'im.

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With a body count like this, the Aztecs and Mayans are squabbling about more than who invented the burrito.

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Now, you can come on your own, or I can drag you through your friend's blood.

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[to Claudette] I am not walking into the belly of the Armenian beast with one of your day laborers as my date.

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I can arrest you for scratching your tiny little nuggets.

What's in the bag?

What's that stuff for?

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It's what I'm gonna use to get you to tell me where Jenny Reeborg is.

Your turn to play bad cop?

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Nah, good cop and bad cop left for the day, I'm a different kinda cop.

[To the surveillance camera] I'm ready to see my lawyer now.

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Terry asked me to move him up.

He was part of your team.

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He wasn't ready for this.

Eight years on the force, a stint in Robbery, two commendations... Sounds to me like he was ready.

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Strike Team's different.

Really?

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We knock down the doors other cops don't want to. My guys accept the risks because they know I will take care of them. We go out on a mission, I expect every single one of them to come home. Anything else is unacceptable.

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They stitch you up okay?

Between this and my cesarean, I'm a god damned road map.