JSJoseph Serf
Everybody's got [eyes glitch] to have one.
[whispers to Luke] Did you see that?
[quietly] Yeah, but that's impossible.
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Joseph Serf
The Sarah Jane Adventures · 206 quotes
In 3 of the 206 quotes from The Sarah Jane Adventures
Most scenes with: Sarah Jane Smith (2), Luke Smith (2), Sky Smith (2)
Scenes with Joseph Serf 3
[Skullions underground controls the Joseph Serf hologram above ground, pulling cranks and typing, while Luke and Sky secretly watch]
JSJoseph Serf
That's okay, Miss Smith.
HSHead Skullion
[commands a Skullion] Smile!
[The received-order Skullion pulls a crank labeled SMILE. The Serf hologram smiles, a little too long.]
Joseph, are you all right?
HSHead Skullion
Keep up, keep up! [Two Skullions fight over the typewriter, the Head Skullion groans] Keep up, keep up!
[One Skullion begins typing]
SSerf
We all say thongs we don't moan.
[Sarah Jane becomes enstranged]
HSHead Skullion
Spelling, spelling!
[A Skullion continues typing]
SSerf
Forgove me. Things we don't mean.
[Sarah Jane still curious]
HSHead Skullion
Keep trying to fix it. And smile again! [Skullion pulls a lever. Serf suddenly smiles at Sarah Jane flirtatiously. Sarah Jane winces, startled.] Frawful smile, not sexy smile!
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HHarrison
So, before we go through to meet the SerfBoard, let's meet the man behind the SerfBoard. Joseph Serf.
[Audience claps]
HHarrison
Hahah-um.. Mr Joseph Serf.
[Audience claps while Rani looks puzzled]
Ready?
You bet!
HHarrison
Serf! [presses his earpiece] Now, now, now!
[Luke operates the levers controlling the hologram's legs]
Left leg, right leg, left leg, right leg.
[Joseph Serf walks to the stage as the audience claps once again]
Right one. Walk! Walk!
LCLionel Carson
[to Rani] Fellow's been drinking!
[Harrison covers his lips as Joseph Serf settles himself]
[Sky types on the keyboard]
JSJoseph Serf
Welcome to my lovely lunch.
[The audience looks at each other in confusion]
[Joseph Serf raises his right hand and begins to raise his left]
JSJoseph Serf
My lovely launch.
[Joseph Serf mechanically rotates to look at his video on screen]
JSJoseph Serf
Oh! I am gorgeous!
But he'll never say that!
Best thing I can think of!
[Joseph turns back to the audience]
You keep him talking!
JSJoseph Serf
What a beautiful day, boys and girls.
[Clyde and Rani look at each other]
Remember, he's American!.
JSJoseph Serf
Yeeeeehaw! [lifts his thigh and slaps it] As I woke up, put my bricks on the grittle, I thought gee, what a cotton picking day to launch a new computer.
Wha- what? You've been watching Toy Story again!
[Harrison reaches for his pen]
He's gonna use the pen! No!
[Harrison activates the pen and the Skullions begin to scream in pain]
JSJoseph Serf
The pen. Get the pen.
It's hypnotic! We've got to turn off the hypno power!
[Luke pulls the hypno lever, turning the light below red]
JSJoseph Serf
Listen, everybody. I want you to grab the pen from Harrison. Grab the pen [points at Harrison] from him!
[Rani rushes to Harrison followed by the rest of the audience. Harrison holds Rani]
LCLionel Carson
She's not armed, leave her alone!
JSJoseph Serf
Smash it. Smash it! Smash it. Smash it.
[Audience shouts along as Lionel Carson smashes the pen with his shoe]
HHarrison
No! No!
[The shock from the Skullions' collar stop]
It stopped.
JSJoseph Serf
Go home. The SerfBoard is rubbish! Box standard, cobblers, garbage! Go home, tell everyone!
HHarrison
No!
LCLionel Carson
Of course it is. Stupid computers. Nothing wrong with a typewriter, says I.
JSJoseph Serf
It's one hundred percent toot. It's bobbins! It's trash. In fact, you think it's rubbish. Go home, tell everyone.
I've got a weird feeling about him.
JSJoseph Serf
[waves] Hi Clani.
[laughs and takes off her glasses] I knew it.
JSJoseph Serf
[points up] Go to the roof.
[Harrison runs away]
JSJoseph Serf
Bye Clani. [hologram disappears]
[hugs Luke] We did it.
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