Sky Smith quotes from The Sarah Jane Adventures

Biologically, Sky appears to be a healthy twelve-year-old child.

Sky

Twelve? Is that a good age?

Wait until the spots start.

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They're not exactly fashion, but you'll be alright.

Sky

What's fashion?

Well, clothes. Like wearing nice clothes. Made for a girl.

Sky

What's a girl?

[sighs] And Clyde thought he had it tough with Luke. Okay, let's log on to Ranipedia.

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SThe Shopkeeper

[to Sky] ... and my, haven't you grown?

It was you. You brought Sky here.

SThe Shopkeeper

And might I say, what a perfect name for such a perfect child. Young Sky.

Yes, well I'd still like to know who you are, both of you.

SThe Shopkeeper

Consider us [looks at the Captain] servants of the universe.

Which means what exactly?

SThe Shopkeeper

Sometimes, things can't be left to chance. Sometimes, a breeze must blow from east to west, not north to south. Sometimes, sky should be blue, not laid in with cloud. And sometimes, a child must find her way home. Which is my task, Miss Smith. To put things in the right place. And of all the homes in all of the universe, I could find none safer for this child than yours.

But who are you?

SThe Shopkeeper

According to good time.

Sky

So have you come back for me?

SThe Shopkeeper

Well, that depends on you.

Sky

[to Sarah Jane] Can I stay here with you? That's what I want.

Oh, Sky. It's only been a day and I feel like I've known you since you were a baby. Yes, this is your home for as long as you want it to be.

[Sky hugs Sarah Jane, who is shocked.]

SThe Shopkeeper

[smiles] Well, that's that then. [picks up the Captain] Jolly good. Until the next time. [disappears]

Oh no, wait! [running to the spot he disappeared]

Sky

Who was he then?

I haven't the faintest idea. But I'll dare say we'll find out, "according to good time." You must be starving! How does pizza sound?

Sky

What's pizza?

[light chuckle] Come on.

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Oh, Sky's a keen student.

Sky

Clyde says I'm a bright spark. [laughs]

[Haresh Chandra's lamp starts to flicker. Suddenly, a fish lands against his window.]

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Sky

So what's in a museum?

Dead things, mostly.

Sky

And people like to look at dead things? Isn't that a bit weird?

[chuckle]: If you ask me, yeah.

Museums help preserve our past, Sky. They're fascinating places. You'll see.

Mum and Dad met in a museum.

Oh, how romantic. Though I never saw your mum as a museum type.

It was raining.

Oh.

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Sky

[looking at the totem pole] Isn't it pretty?

I think the word you're looking for is "creepy." Look at those faces.

There shouldn't really be anything sinister about a totem pole. They were generally a kind of storybook, carved from cedar trees as a representation of myths of family history.

Well, I'm glad they're not my family. What a funny looking bunch, aren't you? [rubs finger against the pole, receiving a splinter] Ow!

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So while I'm off getting my scoop, you'll be making lots of new friends at school. And don't worry. Rani will always be close by if you need her.

Sky

And Clyde.

[angered] You keep away from him!

Sky

Why?

Just do as I say. Keep away from him. Don't go anywhere near him. Do you hear me?

Sky

[quietly] Yes, Sarah Jane.

I don't ever want to hear his name ever again.

Excuse me, but has Clyde upset you?

And that goes for you, too! In fact, I want you to put your sensors on a permanent scan for him. If he ever sets foot in Bannerman Road again, I want you to deal with him.

Understood, Sarah Jane.

[in a barking manner] Sky, come on! School! [exits]

[Sky walks out of the attic slowly, in confusion.]

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Everybody's got [eyes glitch] to have one.

Sky

[whispers to Luke] Did you see that?

[quietly] Yeah, but that's impossible.

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I'm getting a bit suspicious and preparing to say the "A" word.

Sky

What "A" word?

[Clyde is about to speak when Rani interrupts]

[quickly] Aliens.

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[Security Guard smashes Sky's phone under his foot]

Sky

That's my phone!

Welcome to the club; I've had seven phones in the last two years!

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Wait a moment! I'm picking up a high frequency modulated signal in Morse code.

[Luke blows on K-9's whistle in a cellar at Serf Industries, Sky watching him]

Sky

Brilliant.

[Luke smiles, then continues]

The transmission is on the command frequency of K-9.

Must be Luke. The whistle.

Or it's a trap. How do we know it's Luke for sure?

Deciphering. Message begins. "CLANI ... "

Yeah, that's Luke.

"...GRAB...HARRISON'S...P...E...N... full stop."

Never have I been so glad to see a full stop!

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HHarrison

So, before we go through to meet the SerfBoard, let's meet the man behind the SerfBoard. Joseph Serf.

[Audience claps]

HHarrison

Hahah-um.. Mr Joseph Serf.

[Audience claps while Rani looks puzzled]

Ready?

Sky

You bet!

HHarrison

Serf! [presses his earpiece] Now, now, now!

[Luke operates the levers controlling the hologram's legs]

Left leg, right leg, left leg, right leg.

[Joseph Serf walks to the stage as the audience claps once again]

Right one. Walk! Walk!

LCLionel Carson

[to Rani] Fellow's been drinking!

[Harrison covers his lips as Joseph Serf settles himself]

[Sky types on the keyboard]

Welcome to my lovely lunch.

[The audience looks at each other in confusion]

[Joseph Serf raises his right hand and begins to raise his left]

My lovely launch.

[Joseph Serf mechanically rotates to look at his video on screen]

Oh! I am gorgeous!

But he'll never say that!

Sky

Best thing I can think of!

[Joseph turns back to the audience]

You keep him talking!

What a beautiful day, boys and girls.

[Clyde and Rani look at each other]

Remember, he's American!.

Yeeeeehaw! [lifts his thigh and slaps it] As I woke up, put my bricks on the grittle, I thought gee, what a cotton picking day to launch a new computer.

Wha- what? You've been watching Toy Story again!

[Harrison reaches for his pen]

He's gonna use the pen! No!

[Harrison activates the pen and the Skullions begin to scream in pain]

The pen. Get the pen.

It's hypnotic! We've got to turn off the hypno power!

[Luke pulls the hypno lever, turning the light below red]