The Trickster quotes from The Sarah Jane Adventures

Sarah Jane

I take it this is your domain? Who are you?

Nobody. I am nothing.

Sarah Jane

Any chance you could be a bit less cryptic?

It's hard for me to make you understand. Ephemeral minds are so limited. [pulls back its hood, revealing that it only has a mouth in its head] Behold. As you can see, I have no self. I exist only to bring disorder. That is my purpose.

Sarah Jane

But why?

Chaos is my blood and air and food. You are the key to that chaos. I have been waiting, searching through time, for just the right person at just the right moment. I took you to aid the coming of darkness.

Sarah Jane

Where's Luke? Where is my son?

The Bane never came to Earth in the timeline that I have created. Luke Smith never existed.

Sarah Jane

People who don't exist, they end up here, don't they? In this nowhere land? So where is he? I demand to see my son!

He is lost, in the forgotten places. Even further out than you.

Sarah Jane

But if I died all those years ago - never mind the Bane, what about the Slitheen, and the Gorgons, and the Patriarchs of the Tin Vagabond? I stopped them all from taking over the Earth. What happened to them?

I turned them all away. All I need is the meteor.

Sarah Jane

Why? What's so special about that?

Those other species, they invade for profit, power, revenge. The meteor is pure chaos. The destruction of the Earth for no reason at all. Just blind chance. This is food for me.

Sarah Jane

You'll destroy all life on Earth, and you don't even care...?!

I care about you. You are so wonderful, Sarah Jane Smith. Your life was so important and I found the right moment to snuff it out, with the help of Andrea Yates.

Sarah Jane

Andrea was my friend.

She wished to save her own life. I could only remove you with her consent.

Sarah Jane

She agreed to it?!

I must go now. Events are moving towards their end. [turns to leave]

Sarah Jane

No, don't go!

I will return when the Earth is no more, and I will explore your potential further. In particular, your memories of this "Doctor".

Sarah Jane

You leave him alone!

I can use you to find him. Imagine if the Doctor had never existed. What chaos there would be across the stars... [fades away]

Sarah Jane

Don't you dare! Don't you dare! DON'T YOU DARE!

Andrea Yates. They want to kill you all over again. Remember your bargain with me.

You tricked me! You used a child, and now you're destroying the Earth!

Chaos is good.

Well, I say no. If there's one thing I can do with my life, I can put a stop to you for good. I've changed my mind. I'm taking the deal back!

Then you will die!

I've been dead for forty years. Been a good life. It's my birthday. Bye, Sarah Jane. I'm going now… AND YOU'RE FREE! [throws the puzzle box at the mirror]

You... have denied me... my hunger!

Sarah Jane

I have done nothing! That was my Mum and Dad, saving the world! Something us Smiths just can't help doing!

But you couldn't do it, I knew you could never do it!

Sarah Jane

You were right, I couldn't send them off, but you didn't count on one thing - they were brilliant! They worked it out by themselves! My Mum and Dad defeated you!

[Bursting into the room] STOP THIS WEDDING NOW!

Do not worry, Sarah Jane. It is the angel.

TRICKSTER, LET HER GO!

Too late, Time Lord. You are mine, Sarah Jane! Mine forever!

DOCTOR!

Ah, you look better in black! Or is white the new black?

At last, Doctor! I could feel this moment reverberating back through the ages: the meeting of the Pantheon of Discord and the last of the Time Lords!

I've known the legends of the Pantheon since I was a little boy. I've fought your shadows and your changelings, I never thought we'd actually meet!

And I know the legends of the Doctor! The man of ice and fire, who walked among gods. Once held the key to time in his hands! Now, he is surrounded by children!

They're my friends! Which reminds me, you're looking a bit lonely for a pantheon!

I embody multitudes! But who are you- the man who has lost everybody!- to talk to me of loneliness, when the Gate is waiting for you!?

What do you mean?