So, before we go through to meet the SerfBoard, let's meet the man behind the SerfBoard. Joseph Serf.
[Audience claps]
Hahah-um.. Mr Joseph Serf.
[Audience claps while Rani looks puzzled]
Ready?
You bet!
Serf! [presses his earpiece] Now, now, now!
[Luke operates the levers controlling the hologram's legs]
Left leg, right leg, left leg, right leg.
[Joseph Serf walks to the stage as the audience claps once again]
Right one. Walk! Walk!
[to Rani] Fellow's been drinking!
[Harrison covers his lips as Joseph Serf settles himself]
[Sky types on the keyboard]
Welcome to my lovely lunch.
[The audience looks at each other in confusion]
[Joseph Serf raises his right hand and begins to raise his left]
My lovely launch.
[Joseph Serf mechanically rotates to look at his video on screen]
Oh! I am gorgeous!
But he'll never say that!
Best thing I can think of!
[Joseph turns back to the audience]
You keep him talking!
What a beautiful day, boys and girls.
[Clyde and Rani look at each other]
Remember, he's American!.
Yeeeeehaw! [lifts his thigh and slaps it] As I woke up, put my bricks on the grittle, I thought gee, what a cotton picking day to launch a new computer.
Wha- what? You've been watching Toy Story again!
[Harrison reaches for his pen]
He's gonna use the pen! No!
[Harrison activates the pen and the Skullions begin to scream in pain]
The pen. Get the pen.
It's hypnotic! We've got to turn off the hypno power!
[Luke pulls the hypno lever, turning the light below red]
Listen, everybody. I want you to grab the pen from Harrison. Grab the pen [points at Harrison] from him!
[Rani rushes to Harrison followed by the rest of the audience. Harrison holds Rani]
She's not armed, leave her alone!
Smash it. Smash it! Smash it. Smash it.
[Audience shouts along as Lionel Carson smashes the pen with his shoe]
No! No!
[The shock from the Skullions' collar stop]
It stopped.
Go home. The SerfBoard is rubbish! Box standard, cobblers, garbage! Go home, tell everyone!
No!
Of course it is. Stupid computers. Nothing wrong with a typewriter, says I.
It's one hundred percent toot. It's bobbins! It's trash. In fact, you think it's rubbish. Go home, tell everyone.
I've got a weird feeling about him.
[waves] Hi Clani.
[laughs and takes off her glasses] I knew it.
[points up] Go to the roof.
[Harrison runs away]
Bye Clani. [hologram disappears]
[hugs Luke] We did it.
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