Clyde Langer quotes from The Sarah Jane Adventures

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Let’s have a High School Musical moment! A group hug will sort everything out.

Clyde

Listen, Luke. When weirdo nuns turn up on your doorstep asking about freaky glowing alien gizmos, one thing you never do is tell them you’ve got one!

Clyde

[upon discovering a garden full of petrified people] Why can’t they have garden gnomes like everyone else?

Clyde

I was showin’ him what to do. He’s Luke, which makes me… Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Clyde

Okay, I’ve gone past worried. I’m not even stoppin’ at anxious. I’m full throttlin’ to panic totally beyond reason!

Clyde

For the first time in my life, I wish I carried a lipstick.

Clyde

This place doesn't just take the biscuit, it takes the whole biscuit tin.

Clyde

Look at me with my new headteacher cooking me tea! The universe really is a surprising place.

Clyde

Mars has entered the Milky Way and Aero is in conjunction with the Galaxy.

Clyde

The best part of being in this team? Running away afterwards!

Clyde

Ohhh no no no! Trueman's knicked my mobile! I've got no mobile! I'm nobody! I'm no-one! I don't exist! It's a social disaster.

Clyde

[trying to get the puzzle box to open] Err... Hocus Pocus! Open Sesame? I don't know... Oh! JUMANJI!

Clyde

[Taking out one of the Men In Black with a 'bowling ball'] Strike!

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Don't tempt fate. I'm not like Sarah Jane, I believe in fate. What if aliens have decided to start the human race again just beginning with you and me?

Clyde

If I ever let you down, I'm sorry. [He kisses Rani]